DVBS Unforgettables (funny stuff)

It’s been a very busy and exciting, and exhausting week. And yesterday we had our DVBS graduation attended by around 200 people. God be praised!

Any event won’t be long remembered without those memorable moments that happen during the activity. So here are some that I personally will remember long, the students that made it more interesting.

Beginners’ class 4-7

Beginner student urinated on his classmate. He just couldn't hold it off anymore. (This tops them all) No more juice for this kid next year!

Beginner students snuck out of class through crawling under the chairs that were supposed to enclose them, escaping the teachers. We’re strapping them to the chairs next time and will recruit faster teachers.

Beginner students lay down and rolled on the floor during graduation, just for fun. Giving out of certificates must really bore them.

Primary class 8-10

Primary student refused to sit down, line up or obey orders claiming and telling everyone he’s the teacher’s bodyguard.
Should we add a new class rule just for bodyguards?

Primary student crushes on teacher, following her around like a shadow. (God forbid this boy grow up a stalker)

Student faked his age and posted as 10 year-old (to be in primary class) even if he’s 11 (and should be in the intermediate class) and got away with it because he’s short.
I only found out about it on graduation day, when his buddy accidentally blurted it out.

All went well despite, better than what we expected and we thank all who prayed for it and all who supported it in whatever way. God bless you all accordingly!