Man problems

This is why our world today has more single women than it had 20 years ago (aside from the ratio: 1 man to every 4 women). It’s because of these disturbing reasons:

All the good men are taken

All the good men that are not taken are gays

All the good men that aren’t taken and straight aren’t good looking

All the good men that are singles, straight and good looking aren’t rich

All the good men that are singles, straight, good looking and wealthy aren’t spiritual

All the good men that are singles, straight, good looking, wealthy and spiritual just aren’t interesting

All the good men that are singles, straight, good looking, wealthy, spiritual and interesting aren’t interested in them

All the good men that are singles, straight, good looking, wealthy, spiritual, interesting and interested in them just wants to be friends

All the good men that are singles, straight, good looking, wealthy, spiritual, interesting, interested in them and wants to be more than friends aren’t faithful

All the good men that are singles, straight, good looking, wealthy, spiritual, interesting, interested in them, wants to be more than friends and faithful are just not normal.

Note: Take this post seriously at your own risk.